Escape 2025 Impromptu Hookup in My Backseat

Written by Allison Eden

This Festival Hookup Nightmare is a real account of events that took place at Escape 2025 at the NOS Events Center in San Bernardino,  CA on October 31, 2025. All events, acts, people, and the timeline listed below are 100% real and accurate to the best of my disturbingly accurate memory. I did not bother to change any names since this story involves my poly family, Bree and Wit, with whom many readers are already familiar with.

EDIT: Wit requested I change his name and is now referred to as FWB... Come on, Wit, everyone knows its you, dude. 

 

First-Time Festival Hookup Nightmare readers:  

My name is Allison Eden. I am a proud, self-described Rave Slut who enjoys going to festivals,  taking unreasonable amounts of substances,  finding cute strangers to hook up with, then writing about the hilarious and embarrassing events which almost always follow. 

I could tell you that I'm once again experimenting with a new format for this Festival Hookup Nightmare, but the truth is that it was just faster to tell the story this way. Enjoy.

~ Allison Eden

 

Escape 2025 Halloween Night (Friday, Oct 31)

I've always considered Halloween to be the kinkiest of all holidays. The entire holiday is basically a dark and occult roleplay where we dress up and reward fetishist behavior with sweets. Which is why no other holiday embodies the spirit of a Festival Hookup Nightmare than Halloween.

My experience leading up to Escape 2025 on Halloween night was totally last minute and not a single thing about it was planned. For this reason, I decided to let the spirit of spontinuetty be the theme of that unforgettable night and inform every decision I made.

I regret nothing.

 

Here is the timeline from my Escape 2025: Psychology Circus Halloween Night adventure. 

Friday, October 31, 2025

7 p.m.

My girlfriend, Bree, and I were preparing for a Halloween party at a freidnds house when I got a call from my FWB.

"I'm at the San Bernardino Metrolink. Come pick me up"

8 p.m.

I did as instructed. But when Bree and I got to the San Bernardino Metrolink, my FWB was all - "You know. NOS center is like 1 mile away. Let's just buy tickets to Escape."

And by that, he meant he would buy tickets for all 3 of us.

We are waiting in line. FWB had met this cute unicorn and even convinced her to play with the 3 of us after the event, even tho she had never done anything like that before.

9 p.m.

4 of us are waiting in line.

10:00 p.m.

Finaly got into Escape!

11 p.m.

Later that night, the Unicorn we met (shout out Gears) went to the port o potties and got separated.

12 a.m.

Several BeatBoxes later, Bree and I are dirty dancing with our shared FWB. Bree starts rubbing her enormous tits all over the FWB, to which he responds, "Stop it! You're making me so fucking hard right now. "

Without hesitation, the first thing out of my mouth is, "I wanna see!"

Right there on the dancefloor, I unzip his pants, pull out his cock and start stroking him to the music.

"Ally!" He chastised me but did nothing to stop it from happening.

I pull his impressive erection straight up and press my body flat against him so I can feel it on my stomach as I whisper in hin ear, "Take me to the car and fuck me, because I won't be able to stop myself."

He nods, then tucks him hard dick back into his waistband.

1 a.m.

We go to say goodbye to some friends around the main stage.

1:45 a.m.

We get separated a few minutes before the event is over.

The Sexy Afters

1:50 a.m.

While making my way over to the exit, I see Bree and give her a hug.

A moment later, our shared FWB calls.

"Where the fuck are two dumb sluts!"

Again, Bree and i start talking at the same time.

"No. Shut the fuck up when Daddy is talking! Just go straight to the exit and I'll be waiting for you right there. Do you understand?" He screams in a very dominant soft of way he knows I like.

"Ugh! God, I got so wet when you said that just now." I admit.

I get a dirty look from several female ravers walking next to me. They simultaneously pickup their pace to distance themselves from me.

"The only appropriate response when I ask you a question is, 'Yes, Daddy.' Now, do you understand?" I hear him yell from the other side of the phone, undoubtedly provoking the same reaction, wherever he is.

"Yes, Daddy." Bree and I say in unison.

He says, "Good girl," and I feel myself shiver, but not because of the cold. 

2:10

Bree and I get to the festival exit at long last. FWB is nowhere to be seen.

2:30 a.m.

 Bree and I get to the car first. But I gave my keys to FWB after Beatbox #3 because, in his words, "You'd trade your car for a few more Beatboxes."

Bree came to my defense, adding. "She can't help it. It's her Dumb Slut Logic."

Thankfully, I left my car unlocked, so Bree and pile inside.

2:33 a.m.

My girlfriend is looking like a baddie snack in her rave outfit so I decide it's time to eat her pussy. But as soon as I start undressing her, she looks around the empty parking lot nervously. 

Bree and I have been besties for over 15 years,  so I know everything about her (even the gross stuff!), like how a slow, deep kiss always calms her down and brings her back to reality. But the moment I stop kissing her to take off another article of clothing, she starts looking out every car window. all at once.

Since I can't think of a way to go down on her and kiss her at the same time, I seduce her (read: asking politely) into taking off her own clothes and doing a striptease for me in the back seat of my car. 

Keep in mind, we don't have the car keys, so she is stripping to no music in a confined space

2:40 a.m.

The moment I see Bree's large natural tits, I kind of lose my shit and completely lost trakc of time.

???? a.m.

An hour goes by with no call from FWB. Only a lot of reciprocal pussy eating and window steaming.

Bree is no longer bothered by whether people are watching us or not.

4 a.m.

The cold night air creeps in. Our nips are getting stiff, but not in a fun way. 

4:05 a.m.

Bree and I are back in our Afters outfits and snuggled up in the back seat. She lays on top of me and falls asleep.

I remove her top once again so I can continue playing with her boobs, which, I've decided, are my absolute favorite thing in the world. 

4:20 a.m.

I have a sudden thought: "Oh, shit! I forgot I have blankets in my trunk.!"

Bree just groans in her sleep and rolls over onto the side, then tries to pull my arm on top of her as if it were a blanket.

"God damnit, that was adorable AF" I tell her.

"Shut up and get me a blanket that doesn't grind its teeth." she replies.

As I jump out of the car, Bree pull my pants down and closes the car door behind me. I can see her laughing at me from inside the car, as if I'm bothered by the fact that I'm bottomless in the middle of a mostly empty parking lot at night. 

I walk around the car slowly several times, shaking my ass at Bree as I pass by her window to prove my point. Only when it feels like icicles are beginning to form of my pussy do I retrieve the blankets in the trunk of my car.

4:30 a.m. 

Back in the car and under two comfy blankets, Bree asks, "Hey, were you putting on a show just now for that creepy security guard staring at your ass?"

I look out her window and see a yellow shirt security guard staring back at us from a distance. Usually, the thought of someone staring at me naked in public is a turn on for me, but this time I got serial killer vibes from him.

"Lock the doors." I tell her.

4:36 a.m.

Our FWB calls!

"I was walking the wrong direction that entire time... " he says sheepishly.

4:37 a.m.

Bree and I are laughing so hard that one of us nearly kicked out the steamed up window in my backseat.

4:42 a.m. to 5:07 a.m.

While I talk to FWB, I push Bree's head in between my legs and pet the back of her head. Knowing each other as long as we have, she understood exactly what I needed at that exact moment.

"Ally, nothing could possibly feel that good. Stop with the exaggerated porn star moans." FWB complains grumpily.

5:09 a.m.

Bree hears this and does her best to get me to moan even louder.

5:11 a.m.

"Alright, I think I know where I'm going now..."

"You said that 3 times in the last 3 hours." I point out, which makes him mad.

"No really, I'm close."

"Whatever." I yawn sleepily. "Are we still going to the afters?"

"You know what I want? Both of you girls take off all your clothes, get In the backseat with your asses pointed out the window. Now sit like that and don't fucking move until I get there like good submissive rave sluts."

5:13 a.m.

 To my surprise, Bree was not napping. I stead, she heard this and already had her bare ass pressed to the window before I could move.

"Ooh! It's cold!"

5:17 a.m.

I throw off the blanket, strip down, and follow suit.

"Daddy, its cold out!" I cry into the phone. "Where are you? How long do we have to sit like this? Daddy?"

5:25 a.m.

 I look at my phone, but he already hung up.

"Do you think anyone in the paring lot can see us?" Bree asks me.

"I hope so. Hold on..."

Sunrise Sex 

(Things start to get VERY dirty from here.)

5:30 a.m. 

I wipe the fog off the window with my booty, then look back. Staring into the window like a serial killer is FWB. I scream loudly.

He throws open the car door and proceeds to shove his dick inside of me, fucking me mercilessly, bent over in the backseat with the car door open. While FWB is slapping my ass like it sold him fake molly, I'm biting my lip with my face down on the seat, eye-level with Bree.

"What if someone sees us?" Bree says, still bent over with the ass pressed against the opposite window.

"Good." FWB and I say in unison.

5:40 a.m.

He pulls out, runs around the car with his erection leading the way, throws open the other door to the backseat and starts fucking Bree as I watch.

5:45 a.m.

The car door is still open behind me with my ass held high. The cold wind on my wet pussy makes me shiver, but watcing my friend getting fucked is such a turn on I cabt help but touch myself.

5:48 a.m.

FWB sees me touching myself, then runs around the car again and starts fucking me as Bree watches.

He continued running back and forth like this, fucking each of us for a few minutes at a time, which was barely a tease, until...

6:00 a.m.

People start showing up at the Metrolink parking lot, where we were parked.

6:01 a.m.

FWB sees a security car and hops in the back seat with Bree and me, closing both doors.

"I told you someone would see us!" Bree begins to spiral.

"Then let them watch Ally ride this fucking cock like a savage," FWB says, then grabs my ass with both hands and pulls me on top of his lap. 

The three of us are still fucking like primal animals in the backseat. FWB starts filming us just as things start getting wild.  

Immediately, I can feel his dick throbbing in between my legs as I straddle him teasingly. Then FWB sits up to face me. I'm thinking he's about to go in for a romantic kiss while I'm gyrating my hips like a stripper giving his pelvis a lap dance. 

I love it when I get to see the romantic side of a dominant man, so I close my eyes and purse my lips...

... and sit there like that for a few awkward seconds... Until I feel FWB's mouth close around my titty (And we were SO close to having a moment!) 

He nibbles and sucks on my titty so rough that I cry out, "Owie! Those are sensitive, you fucking asshole!" and slap him in the chest a few times while I continue grinding against him. 

FWB chuckles, "Did I get carried away?"

"Yes, you jerk! Now do the other one." I slide one hand behind his neck and pull his mouth on top of my other tit. This time, he treats my nipple like a puppy with a new chew toy. All I can do is laugh because of how much it hurts and feels incredible all at the same time. 

6:05 a.m.

In an uncharacteristic move that surprised me and FWB, Bree stepped in and pried his teeth off of my chest by pulling his shoulders back and basically bodyslamming him back ino the seat of the car, so he was lying flat again. Seeing her in control like this is kind of doing it for me.

Buttgasm for Bree

6:10 a.m.

"Sorry!" Bree quickly apologizes, which put an abrupt halt all my fantasies of her dominating me. "I heard someone say 'Fucking Asshole' and it gave me an idea."

I can see that FWB is preparing his retort, but whatever he was going to say is cut short when Bree climbs on top of him and sits on his face.

FWB mumbles something from underneath Bree, then Bree sighs a long, heavy sigh and goes, "Look, it's been a long night, so can you please just stop talking and eat my ass already?"

My jaw hits the floor when I hear her say this very Un-Bree-like thing.

Then Bree's jaw hits the floor because, you know, she probably has FWB's tongue half way up her intestines. She tilts her head back and her eyes roll to the back of her head, but all she says is, "Oh, yeah."

If anyone else would have saw her at that exact moment, they would have sworn she was rolling her tits off. But the drugs wore off hours ago, which could only mean one thing.

"Holy fuck, Bree, did you just cum from a tongue in your ass?" I said, laughing.

She looks at me for a fraction of a second before her eye's glaze over and every muscle in her body visibly relaxes. Then she just starts nodding her head enthusiastically. 

"Oh, yeah," she nods in agreement as her face once again begins to contort in the way that it only does when someone is ravenously devouring your booty hole. 

"Lucky!" I tell her, but before I can get another word out, FWB slaps his hands around my hips, physically lifts me into the air so I'm hovering a few inches above him, then proceeds to jackhammer my pussy from below in a way that I've only ever seen done in porn. 

Seeing this throws Bree into full-on Slut Mode, which, to maintain the chastity of the woman I love, I'm just going to leave it at that.

I historically have an excellent memory when it comes to these things, but for the life of me, I don't recall when it happened next. When I asked FWB about it the following day, he gave me a look like I was stupid for even asking and told me, "After that, I fucked you two senseless."

The Hottest Road Head Ever

??? (at some point in time...)

Bree nearly kicks out my car window.

FWB pulls out several kandi bracelets that were wedged under his back and ass.

I hit my head on the car roof so many times that I think I have a concussion. 

We are no longer having fun. 

6:30 a.m.

We realize how small the backseat of my car is with three people and decide to go home and have sex in the comfort of our warm California King bed.

6:31 a.m.

I immediately send the video of us humping in the backseat to 20 of my sluttiesy raver friends. 

6:35 a.m.

The videos I receive in response from my aforementioned slutty friends leaves me permanently scarred and traumatized for life. 

"How did they out-slut me?!" I scream at my phone. 

Bree and FWB just ignore me because I yell random shit like this all the time.

6:40 a.m.

FWB is still wearing the top half of his costume (some kind of Viking?) In the driver seat, no pants,  straight Porky Pigging it.

Bree is curled in under a blanket in the backseat, dozing like a sexy little puppy.

I am completely naked in the passenger seat and waving at every pedestrian we pass. (shout out to the ONE homeless gentleman who was nice enough to wave back to me.)

6:45 a.m. 

The moment we pull onto the highway, I start giving FWB butt naked road head. 

"Wow. Um, okay. Unexpected but appreciated." He said as he pulls my hair back behind my head like a fucking gentleman. 

"Well, what did you expect? It's a long drive home and I'm bored." I said while I watch the trail of my saliva connecting the tip of his cock to my lips bounce along with my cars shifty suspension.

"Then how about we see if you can keep my dick in your mouth for the entire drive back."

I scoff at him mockingly, using his cock like a microphone.

"How about we see how many times you can cum in my mouth before we get home?"

"That's my favorite game! But, Ally, I'd feel bad getting your car all sticky."

This makes me laugh when his dick is already halfway down my throat, so I start to cough. 

"See? You can't even fucking breathe and suck a dick at the same time, Ally. But it's okay. Some girls just aren't cut out for things like gbing road head or, you know, giving blowjobs that actually feel good." He taunts me mercilessly. 

"You really know how to push my buttons,  don't you?" 

He shrugs without taking his eyes off the road, "What can I say? Some of us are just blessed like that, I guess. But you know what, Ally? If you keep practicing, I might just cum in your mouth once after we get home. But, like, only out of pity."

7 a.m.

FWB succeeds at getting me frustrated. Plus, he seems impervious to my death glare while my head is resting between his legs, which only makes me even more mad. 

7:01 a.m. 

I have no idea why, but I screamed, "TONSIL ATTACK!" so loud that I could see Bree jump up from under her blanket in the backseat. As soon as she saw it was just me sucking dick, and not the car under seige by giant, loving tonsils, she laid back down and went to sleep.  

Then, I pulled one of FWB's hands off the steering wheel and slapped it on the back of my head, relaxed my jaw, and began headbanging violently with his cock stuffed impossibly deep down the back of my throat as fast as my little rage-filled neck muscles would allow.

7:01 a.m. (still)

FWB starts moaning loudly as he swerves to stay in the lanes. Not more than 10 seconds after I yelled out "Tonsil Attack!", I could feel that warm, wet sensation I love dripping down the back of my throat. I instinctively pressed my lips to the base of his cock while I politely waited for him to finish cumming down my throat. 

But he didn't finish. He just kept going, and going, and going. 

I saw trails of white, viscous fluid dripping down his shaft and onto his balls, but I swiftly slurped them all up before any of it could touch the seat of the car. 

As I started slowly retreating my soft pink lips to the safety of his tip, I felt a firm resistance preventing my head from moving.

It took me a moment to realize that FWB now had a death grip on the back of my head, but as soon as I realized what was going on,  I smiled and looked him in the eye. 

I'll never forget the smoldering gaze that met mine in that moment. Seeing the primal desire in his eye made my heart skip a beat. It was such a turn on to see how very badly he wanted me. I felt his grip tighten on the back of my head a moment before he started to facefuck my brains into oblivion. 

I happily open my mouth wider still while extending my tongue as he used my mouth to get off like it belongs to him... I still get chills everytime I think about how incredibly hot this was. Sometimes, a girl just wants to be treated like a cum dumpster without judgement.

(Note: I have been trained in the mystical Submissive Arts and was prepared for this exact situation, so don't go trying this at home without a little practice beforehand.)

Seconds later, he pushed my head all the way down, forcing his cock as far down my throat as physically possible, holding me there.  It throbbed all the way down my neck, shooting a powerful second barrage of hot, salty, jizz straight down my throat.

7:02 a.m

Every time he took his hand off the back of my head, I would grab it and basically force him to facefuck me some more. 

Not more than a minute later, I received a third, slightly less voluminous, yet equally delicious throat full of cum. 

I regret to admit that I wasn't able to swallow it as quickly as he gave it to me.

This one filled my mouth, spilling out over my lips, covering my chin with his cum. I kept going like I didn't even notice. 

Even writing about the experience days later still gives me chills just thinking about it.

I just want to take a minute here to say that these three back-to-back creamy throatpies are now my benchmark every time I want to get facefucked.

FWB and I were enjoying ourselves so much that I made him take the scenic route home just so i could suck his dick a little bit longer. 

7:30 a.m.

Before we get home, I get him to cum in my mouth 5 more times, for a total of 8 throatpies, swallowing all of it as fast as he could give it to me, with the exception of whatever was left on my lips, chin, hands, cheeks, neck, tits, and (I didn't find out until later) some one my shoulder. 

"Ally, baby, we're home."

The Disappointment

8 a.m.

I decide that butt naked road head is the best and only way I will give road head from now on. 

8:05 a.m.

I have the put on clothes to walk from the parking lot to our apartment

8:07 a.m.

Clothes come off.

8:10 a.m.

FWB cannot get hard after a long night of drugs, alcohol, and road head.

8:30 a.m.

I blow FWB to try and get him hard again. When i lookup, I see FWB and Bree are already passed out on the bed, sleeping.

I crawl on the bed in between the two of them and fall sleep, naked and unsatisfied.

Around 10 a.m.

I wake up to FWB fucking me from behind (which, I told him he could).

Around 11 a.m.

We cum at the same time. I drift off to sleep with a smile on my face.

I slept for like 12 hours after that.