Apocalypse Zombieland 2025: Ally’s Erotic Sidequests

Written by Allison Eden

This is the true story of my experience at Apocalypse Zombieland 2025.

If this is your first time reading about my Festival Hookup Nightmares, welcome.

My name is Allison Eden. I am a bisexual polyamorous shameless rave slut who turns festivals into a game of public sex. I have two superpowers: my hypersexuality and my impeccable memory. Through my writing, I endeavor to create a more transparent and sex-positive rave community.

My experience at Apocalypse Zombieland 2025 started like most festivals I go to with my poly family – With me and my girlfriend, Bree, arriving late.

My boyfriend, Wit, had to work Friday and thus went straight to the Queen Mary afterwards. He arrived before us, so the first mission was to meet up with him.  

 

Ally's Fantasy Goes Unfulfilled

Prior to Apocalypse, I casually mentioned a very specific fantasy to someone.

My fantasy is to have a random stranger I've never met come up behind me while I'm waiting in line at a festival and start eating my ass in front of everyone.

I find this a huge turn-on for three reasons:

1. The Anonymity. Hooking up with strangers is something I’ve always found fun, exotic, and highly erotic.
2. The Exhibitionism. Doing it in public, where I know other people are watching, is thrilling to me.
3. Duh. Who doesn’t like having they're asshole licked?

 

I briefly had someone committed to this, but they bailed at the last second. I found another person who claimed they wanted to do this, but again, they bailed, reaffirming my belief that men are all talk and useless when it really counts.  

Imagine my disappointment when I found out there was actually no line to get into the festival.

 

Ally's K-hole Misadventures

Once Bree and I arrived, we met up with Wit, who greeted us by holding a spoonful of white powder to our noses.

"Hi!  Sorry we're late ."   greeted him.

 "It's all good. It would have been weird if you had arrived on time. Here, sniff this."

Both Bree and I do as we're told and snort a spoonful of white powder

"What was that?" I ask after the fact.

"Ketamine and Molly."  He answers truthfully.

Bree and I hold hands and start dancing in a circle, singing “K and E, K and E!” to the song in the C & H Sugar commercials.

Immediately after that, I went to the bathroom and lost my phone.

And then I lost my boyfriend and girlfriend.

And then I was all alone, fucked up and dancing at the main stage.

And then I see the mosh pit and get an idea…

Prior to this, my boyfriend banned me from going into mosh pits because, on two separate occasions, I lost my phone to the Pit.

Also, on one other occasion, I got into a serious physical altercation with someone in a mosh pit and tried to start a fight at a rave (Read my Lost Lands Butt Stuff Romance story).

But since I had already lost my phone, this rule no longer applies to me, so I get the brilliant idea of going into the mosh pit…

 … And got seriously fucked up.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for gender equality. I like the fact that girls are not treated differently from boys in a mosh pit.

But damn. Whoever threw an elbow into my left eye, just know that I am coming for you.

 

Ally Grosses Out Everyone

The mosh pit mostly sobers me up, at which point I go to Lost and Found to see if (fingers crossed) anyone returned my phone…

… And the angels of heaven smile down upon Ally as she reclaims her phone from Lost and Found.

Upon finding my phone, I find a nice "quiet" place to sit down next to two beautiful, friendly raver girls, with whom I instantly make friends after I tell them my story up to that point.

"Sure, babe! Sit down next to us and chill for a bit!" a cute, skinny brunette raver in a sparkly bra and booty shorts beckons to me.

The first thing I do is call my girlfriend. 

No answer.

So I call my boyfriend.

 

Let me pre-face the following dialogue by saying that I am very aware that the conversations I have with my poly family aren't always appropriate for people to overhear. On my lunch break at work, when I'm on the phone with my boyfriend, I have to walk outside of the parking lot so I'm not on company property when we have our very not-work-appropriate conversations.

 My boyfriend pickups up the phone.

"Daddy!" I scream so loud that the girl next to me physically jumps. 

"Baby!" he yells back, on the other end of the phone.

"I missed you so much! I got really high and was dancing and the music was all whomp-whomp-whomp and then I started getting horny and that's when I realized you guys were gone and I lost my phone but then I found my phone and was all yaaay!"

I excitedly ramble on and on. Meanwhile, boyfriend is trying to get my attention.

"Ally… Ally… Allison… Ally, when daddy is talking, what do you do?"

"Ohh! I know this one! Um, when daddy is talking, I need to shut the fuck up and listen, right?"

Just then, the cute raver brunette sitting next to me recoils in horror.

"Ew, gross! Go away! Go sit over there!" She actually said this to me while making a "shoo" hand gesture like I was a stray dog.

I give her the famous Ally Death Glare, which is my way of saying "mind your own fucking business."

She gets the message, gets up, and walks away.

"Did you just gross someone out?” He asks.

“You heard that?” I laugh.

 “Meet me by the bathroom entrance so we can do gross stuff together.”

10 minutes and a series of texts that didn’t go through later, I’m reunited with my poly family at the bathroom entrance.

 ___

Later, Bree, Wit, and I were in the back of the mainstage watching NERO. NERO is at the top of my playlist for songs I like to hookup to. I am determined to hookup during NERO's set.

We find a place to lay down on the lawn in the back of the stage. I see a couple cuddling and laying on each other next to us, so I figure, they're cool, right?

I lay down next to the, casually tap the female on the shoulder and ask, "Hey, cool set, huh?"

"Yeah! NERO fucks!" she answers, and I take this as a good sign.

"Hey, would it be weird if I started riding my boyfriend's dick here next to you guys?"

She looked at me with horror, like I just told her I murdered her entire family.

"What the fuck? Gross! No! Ew, let's get out of here."

She and the guy she is with get up and leave. I'm still having trouble comprehending her reaction.

 

Listen, I could go on and on about my opinions as the repressed sexual nature of ravers today, but instead I'm just going to finish my story.

After that, we did get up and move to a different location in the back of the NERO stage. This time, I did not ask for my neighbors permission.

 

How to Hookup on a Festival Lawn

Wit laid down on his back with his hands behind his head. I laid down next to him, giving him the side-cuddle while covertly massaging his dick over his shorts. Bree sat down cross-legged next to us, running interference by chatting up all of our neighbors, drawing people's attention away from us. (Love you, Bree!)

I pull the Excision throw blanket from Wit’s backpack (so soft!) and throw it over us.

Then I pull out his hard cock and climb on top of him.

At first, we’re only making out as I grind my hips on top of him, but as the music swells and bass hits, I become more brazen.

While he is lying down, I sit upright and begin riding him without abandon to the music. When I close my eyes, the sensual music of NERO reverberates through my body and it feels like we’re back home in our big warm bed.

 Until…

“Ew! Are they actually...”

“Gross. I’m going to tell security.”

They were both young female voices. When I opened my eyes, no one was looking at us, but I’m getting the “awkwardly avoiding eye-contact” look from everyone around us. Maybe I overdid it? Either way, the mood has been killed.

I stand up and adjust myself.

My boyfriend adjusts himself, but is unable to standup just yet for obvious reasons.

He was only inside of me for the length of two songs, and I’m pissed when I think about how it ended, but I still hooked up during a NERO set, so that’s one item off my sex bucket list.

By the time security walked by us, we were all up and dancing innocently.

To the girls who ratted us out to security, look, I get that watching someone else having sex on the festival lawn was not what you signed up for when you bought tickets to Apocalypse, but people hook up at festivals all the time. We weren’t bothering you, and I was honestly doing my best to be inconspicuous about it (mostly).

I just don’t understand how all the high school kids who go to raves now can be so cavalier about their blatant drug use (which I saw a LOT of at Apocalypse) yet have such a negative perspective when it comes to sex, intimacy, and love.

That being said, we talked about it later as a family, and I think we’re going to stick to camping festivals only from now on.

 

Ally's Erotic Sidequest: Fantasies Realized

So I never did get my ass eaten by a stranger - That's one fantasy I'll have to save for another time.

I did, however, get to fulfil another fantasy of mine, albeit briefly.

After riding my boyfriend's dick during the NERO set (to near completion), I was beyond horny.

BUT - not once did I forget my true sidequest the entire time I was at Apocalypse: It was my boyfriend's birthday weekend, and I had promised him an erotic experience he would never forget.

 Never mind the fact that I didn't know what form that erotic experience would take until the very end of the event. I mean, it's not like I panicked and just came up with something at the very last minute or anything like that…

Wit had left to go get the car at 12:45.

At 12:55, I got a call from him…

"Yeah, so, they aren't running shuttles to the parking lot. It might take a while for me to bring the car around." He explained.

"Classic Insomniac bait-and-switch?" I ask.

"Classic Insomniac bait-and-switch," he confirms, then adds, "Hey, see if your two hot raver friends want to come home with us."

I smell mischief to be had.

"Oh, you mean those two guys that Bree and I fucked after you left? Yeah, they're down to take you to pound town if you play your cards right."

"Ally, I was gone for 10 minutes and you two already fucked some other guys?!"

 I am rolling in the grass laughing hysterically. Then itching hysterically.

 "Oh, you're just fucking with me, aren't you? You do know who I'm talking about, though, right?"

I run my eyes up and down the two girls Bree is talking with animatedly. One of them notices me checking her out, looks me in the eye, and bites on her bottom lip in a way that makes even me blush.

"Yes, daddy. What should I tell them?"

"Just ask them if they want to come back to our place for sex and drugs." he says simply.

Note to guys who want to hookup after a rave - honesty is always the best policy. You don't need to trick girls into fucking you. Women appreciate transparency.

 

 

The Art of Raver Seduction

 

Later, I tricked the two girls we met into coming back to our place for drugs and sex.  

Actually, Bree seduced them by offering bumps of coke off her tits.  Soon we were all snorting drugs off each others boobs. Then things started getting really hot.

One was a skinny Asian girl with big tits and the other was a thick Asian girl with bigger tits.

As the one out of four girls with the smallest boobs, I felt very inadequate. As such, I have aways had an thing for any woman with a huge rack.

So I do a bump of coke off of Big Titty Asians breast, then pull her top down and suck on her nipple.

She laughs so hard she spills coke everywhere on the lawn

"Oh no!"

"Ally! Our drugs!"

But i am unrelenting and do not let  go. As she tumbles backward, I climb on top of her and continue licking her nipples.

As Big Titty Asian and I are rollng around in a pile of coke and dirt, i hear Bree say from behind me,

"Its okay. We have plenty more at the house. You two should come over so we can keep partying in a more private setting."

Bree and I are like the Bonnie and Clyde of seducing ravers.

 

The Long and Hot Drive Home

 

So Wit picks us up...

On the drive home, i am showing off my  roadhead game to big titty Asian in the front seat as Bree shows off her VERY LOUD AND DISTRACTING pussy eating prowess in the backseat as she plays with Hot Skinny Asian.

After I swallow my boyfriends cum, big titty asian goes, "WHAT! HOW IS HE STILL HARD AFTER CUMMING! PENISES CAN DO THAT!?"

We all have a good laugh at her expense, then,

"Fuck, Ally, that was so hot! I want to try."

"Then come up here and suck my bofriends dick already!"

So we pull over so Big Titty Asian can jump in the passenger seat on my lap.

As soon as she sits in my lap, I yell out, "I'll be your seatbelt!" And pull her top up so i can cup her breasts.

The rest of the drive home was fucking awesome.

I got to play with her tits while she gave Wit roadhead (props to Big Titty Asian because it turns out she was an S-rank cock sucker)

Meanwhile I think Bree and hot skinny Asian were 69ing in the backseat.

TBH we were kind of lucky we didn't get in an accident on the way home with our mobile orgy mobile.

 

Wits Birthday Fivesome

I promised my man an unforgettable erotic experience for his birthday and even though I had no idea what that would look like when I made that promise, the universe provided.

I relish the small details of every festival hookup nightmare. Let me just say that this one was a dream come true. It was a very female centric fivesome. Not only did I get to fulfill the fantasy of the man I love, but I got plenty of quality "girl time" that night And then again in the morning.

My only regret was that we didn’t get any of it on video, but we had to respect the wishes of our guests, who will remain unnamed. Just know that, from the bottom of my heart, I am extremely grateful for the time we spent together.

 To Big Titty Asian and Hot Skinny Asian: if you ever want to play again, just hit me up on IG @YesDaddyAlly

The following day, I asked Wit what it was like for a guy to be with 4 girls at one time after a night of dancing, moshing, and a whole lot of walking.

He sighed deeply and replied simply, "Overwhelming." Then continued to make 5 cups of coffee.

 

But wait, there's more...

 

I woke up super horny, like, moreso than usual.

 

The girls didn't want to make a video but I really did.

 

I waited until everyone was awake, and as we started talking about how crazy it was that some prudes told on us...

 

"I never got to finish riding our boyfriend's dick, either." I lament.

 

Bree chimes in, "Thats too bad, baby, because you always look so hot when you're riding dick." Then she turns to our guests, "you girls want to watch Ally ride his dick right now?"

 

Big titty Asian, "Hell yeah!"

 

Skinny Asian, "Could we?"

 

And thank you to my wonderful boyfriend, who is the real her of this story.

 

We set up the camera and recorded some of the hottest dick riding action in my career. It was way better than going to apocalypse IMO.

 

If you want to see the video message me on IG @YesDaddyAlly